
Michelle YeohEvelyn Wang

Stephanie HsuJoy Wang / Jobu Tupaki

Ke Huy QuanWaymond Wang

James HongGong Gong

Jamie Lee CurtisDeirdre Beaubeirdre

Tallie MedelBecky Sregor

Jenny SlateBig Nose

Harry Shum Jr.Chad

Biff WiffRick

Sunita ManiTV Musical - Queen

Aaron LazarTV Musical - Soldier

Brian LeAlpha Jumper - Trophy

Andy LeAlpha Jumper - Bigger Trophy

Narayana CabralSecurity Guard

Chelsey GoldsmithSecurity Guard

Craig HenningsenSecurity Guard

Anthony MolinariPolice - Confetti

Dan BrownPolice - Salsa

Anthony N.Police - Luchador

Cara Marie ChooljianAlpha Jumper - Jogger

Randall ArcherAlpha Jumper - Edgelord

Efka KvaraciejusAlpha Jumper - SWAT

Peter BanifazAlpha RV Officer

Audrey WasilewskiAlpha RV Officer

Li JingKung Fu Master

Dylan Henry LauYoung Boy Waymond

Boon Pin KohMaternity Doctor

Timothy EulichLaundromat Police

Daniel ScheinertDistrict Manager

Michiko NishiwakiKung Fu Competitor / Co-Star

Jane LuiOpera Evelyn (voice)

Jason HamerRaccacoonie Puppeteer

Timothy RalstonRaccacoonie Puppeteer

Hiroshi YadaRaccacoonie Puppeteer

Randy NewmanRaccacoonie (voice) (uncredited)

Amanda MacLeodDominatrix (uncredited)

Waymond LeeChinese Choir / Movie Producer (uncredited)