
Nicole KidmanIsabel Bigelow

Will FerrellJack Wyatt

Shirley MacLaineIris Smythson / Endora

Michael CaineNigel Bigelow

Jason SchwartzmanRitchie

Kristin ChenowethMaria Kelly

Heather BurnsNina

Jim TurnerLarry

Stephen ColbertStu Robison

David Alan GrierJim Fields

Michael BadaluccoJoey Props

Carole ShelleyAunt Clara

Steve CarellUncle Arthur

Katie FinneranSheila Wyatt

James LiptonHimself

Conan O'BrienConan O'Brien

Amy SedarisGladys Kravitz

Richard KindAbner Kravitz

Ken Hudson CampbellWriter

P.J. ByrneWriter

Carole AndroskyRealtor

Annie MumoloBed, Bath and Beyond Shopper

Andrew FriedmanBed, Bath and Beyond Shopper

Clay BravoCoffee Shop Waitress

Heather MaristellaBeverly Hills Hotel Hostess

Jonathan T. FloydCable Man

Ed McMahonEd McMahon

Alison MacInnisAuditioning Actress

Bridget BrnoAuditioning Actress

Dana DaureyAuditioning Actress

Dorie BartonAuditioning Actress

Katie CarrollAuditioning Actress

Jennifer Elise CoxAuditioning Actress

Laura SorensonAuditioning Actress

Brittany KrallAuditioning Actress

Dawn Ashley CookAuditioning Actress

Julia DeckerAuditioning Actress

Jennifer HallBook Soup Cafe Waitress

Roxanne BeckfordFrancine

Hugh DavidsonNetwork Executive

Joe ZymbloskyRandall

J.J. SachaVoice-Over Announcer

Susan ChuangPress Conference Reporter

Jordan BlackPress Conference Photographer

Mo RoccaE! Reporter

Jason GeorgeE! Anchor

Wendi McLendon-CoveyE! Anchor

Julie ClaireHillary

Terry SavageDinner Party Guest

Dianne DreyerProduction Staff Assistant

Kate WalshSexy Waitress

Valerie AzlynnGorgeous Model

Jarrad PaulValet

Victor WilliamsPolice Officer

Liesel StaubitzTrick-or-Treater

Ruby Rose SkotchdopoleTrick-or-Treater

Molly GordonTrick-or-Treater

Nick LacheyVietnam Soldier

Abbey DiGregorioAuditioning Actress

Dick YorkDarrin Stephens (archive)

Amelinda EmbryPress Girl (uncredited)

Jessica MathewsSamatha Lookalike